Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.
I told my co-worker that I saw a moose on the way to work this morning. She said, “How do you know he was on his way to work?”
When I am asked in an employment application who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, ” A very good doctor:.
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